An increasingly paranoid shortass megalomaniac who has lost all touch with reality has been alienating the world and making threats this week. Also, Kim Jong-un's been on the news. (And that's how you write jokes for Have I Got News for You.)
With the escalating Korean situation, the pending humanitarian crisis in Syria and the dreadful bomb attacks in Boston, I can't help wonder what Justin Bieber makes of it all. After all, the rancid little turd's been very vocal on all manner of issues he doesn't have the first inkling about: abortion, gay marriage, rape, Anne Frank and each time he has shown incredible ignorance and insensitivity, handling each subject as skillfully as a dog handling a balloon. It's like asking Ebenezer Scrooge what he thinks about housing benefit. Or like asking George Osbourne what he thinks about housing benefit.
The problem with JB is obviously not only that he is a tiny child who is prone to say stupid things, but the disparity between the image of him that his management are still desperately struggling to preserve (i.e. clean-cut Christian) with the reality of the man that Bieber's becoming (i.e. massive prick). It's America's fault of course. Their insistence that regular popstars must seem outwardly moral and religious makes the rancor all the more pungent when they come crashing down. You can't have someone spouting homely values when they're clearly wallowing in the kind of sin that most if us just don't have access to. In the UK, there are no such expectations; allowing One Direction to continue their campaign of spreading VD on an industrial scale.
It's no surprise that Bieber has threatened his neighbours or appears two hours late for shows or attacks photographers. If you give a child everything they could possibly want and a constant supply of hysterical adulation, they're bound to go a bit iffy. Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin, the list stretches to at least two. And, with the adequate research I'm not prepared to do, possibly many, many more.
Some journalists have suggested this could be the beginning of the end for Bieber, but this may just be wishful thinking. Certainly Bieber wouldn't be the first worldwide star to effectively disappear, neither would he be the first ostensibly Christian-spouting pop superstar to fall from grace. But in this case, it's clear that we're not getting off the hook that easily. He writes some of his own songs, he can actually play an instrument, but most importantly of all he is an egotistical fuckbag who thinks he runs the world, and you can't keep that type down. Ongoing carcrash simulator Britney Spears has revealed herself to be both clearly insane and stupidly offensive, yet she keeps finding her way back. I fear the same will be said for Mr Biebtard.
The question about North Korea and Syria is should we let things fall apart of their own accord or is it time to intervene? Likewise with Bieber, should we set the charges or will Beaker implode on his own? For now we will just have to put up with him and hope he says something dubious about Islam whilst on a shopping trip to Dubai. Unlike Kim Jong-un, the shortsighted USA don't consider Justin to be a national security threat. Not unless he was responsible for the bomb blasts in Boston, which he clearly isn't and would be in poor taste for me to even suggest such a thing...
He's been awfully quiet about all that.
With the escalating Korean situation, the pending humanitarian crisis in Syria and the dreadful bomb attacks in Boston, I can't help wonder what Justin Bieber makes of it all. After all, the rancid little turd's been very vocal on all manner of issues he doesn't have the first inkling about: abortion, gay marriage, rape, Anne Frank and each time he has shown incredible ignorance and insensitivity, handling each subject as skillfully as a dog handling a balloon. It's like asking Ebenezer Scrooge what he thinks about housing benefit. Or like asking George Osbourne what he thinks about housing benefit.
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| A Rancor, yesterday. |
It's no surprise that Bieber has threatened his neighbours or appears two hours late for shows or attacks photographers. If you give a child everything they could possibly want and a constant supply of hysterical adulation, they're bound to go a bit iffy. Michael Jackson, Macaulay Culkin, the list stretches to at least two. And, with the adequate research I'm not prepared to do, possibly many, many more.
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| Voice of an angel. Face of a shit. |
The question about North Korea and Syria is should we let things fall apart of their own accord or is it time to intervene? Likewise with Bieber, should we set the charges or will Beaker implode on his own? For now we will just have to put up with him and hope he says something dubious about Islam whilst on a shopping trip to Dubai. Unlike Kim Jong-un, the shortsighted USA don't consider Justin to be a national security threat. Not unless he was responsible for the bomb blasts in Boston, which he clearly isn't and would be in poor taste for me to even suggest such a thing...
He's been awfully quiet about all that.
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